You seriously need to click that link and check out this craigslist ad. This guy lost his van and says he needs it back so he can donate it to his church and turn it into a bus. One thing though, the porno and sex toys that are in the back of the van definitely aren't his. They're definitely his neighbors things that he's definitely keeping in the van so his neighbor definitely doesn't get in trouble with his wife. Notice my emphasis on the definitely. Because why wouldn't you be keeping your buddy's porn collection in the back of your van? You must just care about your buddy that much. I can at least respect the guy if he says his porn and his kinky sex toys are back there. But trying to blame it on what is most likely his imaginary neighbor just makes this shit so much more hilarious.
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