Out of beer and in dire need to get to the liquor store? Do yourself a favor and don't call 911. That's exactly what this guy did but he didn't just call once, he called nine fucking times. He hung up most of the time they said but then he decided to ask if someone could send him a ride so he would go get beer. Yeah bro, there's a guy having a heart attack three blocks away but they're gonna send someone to you to go get beer. Are you fucking kidding me? I love the enthusiasm you have towards partying especially at 67 years old but this is a little ridiculous. Actually, it's very ridiculous. What you need is AA, not a ride to grab more beer. Here's your t-shirt, I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul.
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