After getting turned down by a chick at a bar what is your next move? Is it A) Moving on to the next one, B) Buying her a drink and then seeing if she'll talk to you after, or C) Just most right next to her and start peeing on her leg? The answer here is obviously C. Getting so drunk that when you get turned down your first thought is to start pissing on someone's leg is never healthy. And being so fucked up that you can't even answer questions from the cops is also never healthy. I don't know what you have to drink to be this fucked up but I would recommend never drinking it again. Here is your t-shirt, I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul.
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