Monday, July 11, 2011

Songs For The Bedroom

So you’ve never made a playlist to have sex too? Please, everyone has done it and you know it. Therefore, I am giving you my top ten songs to have sex to, plus some honorable mentions. But I am also asking for comments from the viewers to add to this list. Please comment and either add or subtract from this list. Here it is. This is in no particular order, but I will actually mention my favorite.

Songs For Women-Frank Ocean
Sets the mood, makes her think you’re all about her and it sounds like you’re the one spitting game through the song even though you know you’re not. Memorize the words and lip sink, it’ll be a nice touch.

Feel So Good-Remy Ma ft. Ne-Yo
If this song doesn’t make her crazy, she’s worthless in bed and will be labeled as a “dead fish”. Make sure this comes on while you’re already in the act of getting busy, it’ll up the intensity tenfold.

Unpredictable-Jaime Foxx ft. Ludacris
It is a perfect starter for when you’re feeling like trying some new shit. Once she hears this, a switch goes off that says, “I want to get a little crazy, let’s try something new.” What that something is, I have no idea, it depends on the girl. But I promise it’ll be worth it.

Lovers and Friends-Usher, Lil John, Ludacris
Good for the middle of the game to slow things down a bit. You may be getting tired, you may be cramping up, so this is perfect to slow it down and catch your breath.

Motivation-Kelly Rowand ft Lil Wayne
Phenomenal. Will lead to hair pulling and loud moans. Guaranteed.

Rockin That Shit Remix-Fabolous, The Dream, Juelz Santana, Rick Ross, Ludacris
The beat makes it work in the bedroom. Then once Ludacris comes on, shit will get even crazier. If you don’t believe me, try it and watch what happens. IT MUST BE THE REMIX!

Slow Jams-Kanye West, Twista, Jaime Foxx
This is more of the pre game warm up. Should be playing while foreplay is going on. It’s the equivalent for getting amped up before a sporting event, it just gets you ready for what’s about to happen next.

Turn It Up Remix-Johnta Austin ft Jadakiss
Yes, we have finally gotten to my favorite. I think that everything about this song makes it perfect for the bedroom. This is the song I will be making babies to one day. It’s old, but it gets the women crazy, and that’s what I’m all about.

You’re Not My Girl-Ryan Leslie
This is good for the girl that’s basically your booty call. It let’s her know she’s around on your terms and that it’s nothing serious. Start her off with this just so she knows the exact reason she is there.

Invented Sex-Trey Songz
Have to be extremely confident in your dick giving abilities to play this one in the bedroom, but once you are confident it should always be a go-to song. However, make sure you have had plenty of experience before using this on your playlist, you need to make sure you won’t disappoint when a song talking about you inventing sex comes on.

Honorable Mentions:

Anything by John Mayer
For some reason John Mayer’s voice gets every woman hot and bothered. End of story.

End Of The Night-Bobby Valentino ft Ludacris
You’ve probably never heard of it, but if your baby making playlist is running low, throw this on it. It’s a good back up if one of your starters are injured or missing.

Sex Room-Trey Songz ft Ludacris
If you have a sweet bachelor pad, by all means, use this song on the playlist.

Sexy Can I-Ray J ft Yung Berg
Good for a girl you’ve just met and taken home from a bar. It’s almost like asking her permission without actually asking her permission.

Remember to comment with your favorite baby making music…

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