Alex Morgan from USA soccer here is your one time exclusive offer to marry me. I am a disease free, hardworking kid from New York. I am also a Capricorn if you are interested and believe in that stuff.
Now that you are a rising star for USA soccer you are going to become pretty famous. The last thing I want you to do is start dating a dweeb actor from Hollywood who wears skinny jeans, scarves, fedoras, and black rim glasses. That's not a man. I will be your knight in shining armor and your rock. Scarf boy with his patchy blond beard and flip flops couldn't hold a candle to me.
What do you say Alex? What's the worst thing that can happen?
P.S. your smile makes me melt
Love,
Quite Frank-ly
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