Asshole Of The Day Award

This will be the most messed up thing I ever post just because of the video that is posted at the bottom...

http://www.azfamily.com/news/local/Man-falls-4-stories-from-Tempe-building-is-parkour-to-blame-125883463.html

Do you know about parkour? It was the hot thing to do a couple of years ago, it is also known as "free-running". Basically, you attempt to run and jump off of walls and shit that you're not supposed to actually run and jump off of. So does trying to do this on the fourth floor of your apartment building sound in any way like a good idea? I didn't think so, and that is exactly what this genius did, and he is now in critical condition. In the article it says, "parkour sometimes does require strength and agility." Apparently this kid does not have either of those, as well as a brain in his head for attempting this on the fourth floor of his apartment building. If you regain consciousness, you will at the very least have a nice new t-shirt waiting for you. Yes, I have no sympathy for stupidity. Oh, and here is a video from The Office just to keep the humor going...