It is time to get into something that happens a bunch of times during the year. NFL players getting arrested. With this post, I, Johnny Baseball, will go over the Top 5 Most Embarassing NFL Arrests in recent years. Counting down from 5 with Number 1 being the most embarassing.
5. JaMarcus Russell - He should be arrested for robbing all of the Oakland Raiders money, but thats neither here or there. Russell was arrested in 2010 for, you guessed it, PURPLE DRANK! That is, having probably the most powerful and illegal painkiller to have without a perscription in the form of a drink. They were also tracking him for 2 months with this stuff so pretty much, you're dumb JaMarcus.
4. Plaxico Burress - Well sorry Giant fans, but this guy is a MORON. First off, you carry an unlicensed gun or whatever to a club. Why? You're rich, you can't hire a body guard? You caught a game winning touchdown in the Super Bowl. That alone could have helped you pay for a body guard. Secondly, you shoot yourself in the leg with this unlicensed gun. Ok, listen up Cheddar Bob, focus on football, and not who you're going to smoke in a club and leave the gun at home after you register it. But hey, hopefully he comes back strong, Johnny Baseball loves a good 2nd chance story.
3. Najeh Davenport - Not only is this so embarassing, it is actually one of the most epic things ever. He broke into a woman's apartment, and took a dump in her (the woman's) laundry basket. Epic, but also illegal. What makes it more embarassing, to try and prove his innocence he yelled "WHERE'S THE EVIDENCE!?" "WHERES THE MANURE?!". Pure comedy.
2. Kenyatta Jones - Used to be an Offensive Linemen for the Patriots. Arrested for? Attempting to urinate on the dance floor in a club in Tampa Bay. This is literally one of the funniest things I've ever read in my life. Dude, just walk like 40 feet to the bathoom. First off, it's not cool to pull your junk out in the club, ever. And secondly, it is and never will be acceptable to piss on the dance floor. Wait, it's not over. While getting thrown out of the club, he shoved an off-duty police officer, which resulted in battery, and resisting arrest. Hysterical. But is this really that embarassing? Number 1 will have to be prettttay good right? Well it is!
1. Raheem Brock - About a month ago, Mr. Brock was arrested, for dining and dashing. You figure this guy probably took out his whole secondary, and maybe even team to dinner after an Organized team activity. Each meal was like $250 at a nice steak house. No no, you are wrong. He dashed on a $27 bill at a bar. I know it was during a lockout and the USA is still in a recession, but are you kidding me? I have $27 and I work at a gym. This is by far the most embarassing NFL arrest ever. It's 27 dollars, 27! That's like 3 months of XBOX Live. You are an NFL player, which means at minimum you make about $300,000. Okay maybe you didn't have cash on you but how about a credit card, a debit card, anything? This is a disgrace. But wait, thats not all. After this, he got into a scuffle with the police. WOMP WOMP! You'll be making $0 a year after you get released.
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