Playing In Your League

Listen everyone, contrare to popular belief there actually are different leagues of good looking that people are separated into. Hot, good looking, cute, descent, okay, ugly and hell no. Everyone has different tastes but you need to know what league you're playing in.

Going out of your league is usually an unsuccessful attempt. When I talk about going out of your league, I mean when you try and play above your level of competition. You don't see guys in single A playing in the MLB All Star game. It's not allowed there, and it shouldn't be allowed in real life. If they were that good they wouldn't be in single A, just like if you were that good looking you wouldn't be chasing around 1's and 2's. Stay at your level.

With that being said, after serious alcohol intake it is always acceptable to play down. After you get drunk and can't find anyone in your league, you can always go on a rehab assignment in the leagues below you. It's just a matter of how low you want to go. If you're decent looking you can pretty much go as low as you want, just don't let your friends see you doing it.

I bring all this up because there is nothing that grinds my gears more than an ugly guy who grows on a hot girl. Basically this would be a hot girl with low self esteem, but they all have low self esteem so that's neither here nor there. If you happen to be playing up, it will not be forever. I have seen so many men and women who play above their level of competition and it never turns out for the best. Sooner or later the better looking person is going to wake up and say, "What the hell am I doing with this person?" Then nature will take it's course, and you will be back down in the minors. It's the circle of life.