The Bang Bed

Just had this fantastic idea.

No matter how big the bed is, sharing a bed with your significant other is sometimes a pain in the ass. Who hogs the sheets, who snores, who moves to much. Whatever the case may be, it's not always fun snuggle time. I came up with a not so perfect solution, but it definitely has its upsides.

A bed trifecta. 3 beds in one room. Obviously, the room needs to be big enough to fit 3 beds. The size of these beds is irrelevant, as long as there are 3 beds in the room. One bed is for you, one bed is for your significant other and one bed is for doing the deed. You each have a bed to the mattress of your liking and all the sheets and pillows your heart desires. Definitely a plus. The other bed, has the satin sheets, a bowl of condoms, and an end table with the drawers filled with miscellaneous items to your liking. Basically, this bed is for sex.

Now after the sex is done with, you snuggle up and fall asleep together or you just go in your own bed and fall asleep. On nights of no sex, you still have your own bed.

Try it, it might just work.