Yeah I know what you're thinking. Kermit the frog and Katie Couric's character in Finding Nemo had a kid and made this creature. I thought the same thing. In no way, shape or form is anything about this woman attractive. They call this a Donatella Versace, and it would probably take me two bottles of Jameson and a half bottle of Jack to sleep with her. There really aren't any better options when it comes to sleeping with this chick, unless you're shutting the lights and hoping for the best. But really, who wants to remember sleeping with this thing? I know I don't, and you shouldn't either.
feia paRA CARALHO!
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