The Brazilian Butt

If you are a female who happens to have one of these stupendously shaped butts, then you are one of the chosen ones. If you do not have one of these breath-taking hiney's, don't feel so bad, it's a rarity. I am going to explain to you just how beautiful this type of booty is, as well as attempt to explain the dimensions of it. Trust me fella's, you'll know when you see it.

A woman who has one of these Brazilian Butt's has a very specific shape to their rear end. First of all, the shape has a specific obtusiveness to it, almost like that of an apple. It is not wide, it almost pops out at you. The shape of this butt is so round that you can actually sit a cup on top of some of the nicer ones. Trust me guys, you know the exact type of butt I am speaking of.

Now all Brazilian girls have this type of butt, because they are in fact Brazilian. It is also why Brazil leads the world in breast implants. Because these women have been blessed with such a precious behind, they have lost their privileges to have a nice rack. So if you have a huge behind with no chest what do you do? You go to the doctor and get implants obviously. It's a vicious cycle, but these girls know what they're doing.

Regardless, the Brazilian Butt is one that is the rarest on any woman who is not of Brazilian descent. When you find one of these rare treasures, try and hold on to it (both literally and figuratively). It may be an opportunity that you only get once in your lifetime.