Steve the Hammer:
The Culprit: Julia (last name removed)
Status that broke the camels back: ARRRRRRRR !
Reason For Defriendment: First of all, you made a status that had to do with you dressing up like a slutty pirate for the bar theme of the night. Second of all, you used eight R's when you could have gotten your point across using only three. And lastly, you actually left a space between the last R and the exclamation point. By the way, your reasoning of, "I'm not a slut just because I'm dressed like a slut" doesn't actually work. You are what people perceive you to be, and it's about time you realize that. Hope you enjoyed your night of getting bukkaked in your skimpy little pirate outfit. See ya broad!
Quite Frank-ly
The Culprit: Ashley (Last Name Removed)
Reason For Defriendment: Even if there was just one status out of her this week, it was awful. Recently, Ashley has discovered she enjoys taco over sausage. Like I usually say, "knock yourself out". Also, if a 3 way was in the cards give me a call. However, Ashley I do have a problem with the advertising you do about your recent conversion to lesbianism. If it makes you happy go for it, whatever! But once you start with the nonsense statuses about how you don't know how you ever liked guys (older statuses) and all that crap. Then how your brother brought up your girlfriend negatively and you countered by putting gum under his pillow, you just had to go. To me it seems like all you want is attention and it's not about being a lesbian, it's about being noticed and that's kind of sad. Well adios, no attention for you.
Johnny Baseball
The Cluprit: Taylor (last name removed)
Reason For Defriendment: This status, "I bee doin me making haterss madddd ; )"...You're just doin you right? I guess that's why you're on facebook posting this. You have haters? Nope, you don't, just nobody likes you. Good day. Short,sweet, simple, and to the point this week.
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