I'm sure you've all seen the Kate Upton Cat Daddy video, so why not take it a step further. Here is a list of things that I would eat out of Kate Upton's ass. Why? Mainly because she's the hottest thing out there right now, and everyone would agree with me on this.
Things I Would Eat Out Of Kate Upton's Ass
Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies
Celery
Cheerios
Bananas
Cucumbers
Strawberries
Cheez-Itz
Cheese Whiz
Cookie Dough
Any flavor of ice cream
Anything that I'm allergic to
Corn (on the cob or just the kernels either one is fine)
Bacon Bits
Deep Fried Oreos
Spinach Artichoke Dip
Hardboiled Egg
Raw Egg
Snow Caps
Goldfish
Sushi
Cinnamon Rolls
Queso Dip
Hummus
Pita Bread
Mozzarella Sticks
Fortune Cookies
Chocolate Chip Cookies
7 Layer Cookies
Any type of cookie
Seaweed
Raw chicken
Frog legs
Pulled pork
Cole Slaw
Pickles
Canadian Bacon
French Toast Sticks
Sausage Links
Brownie Batter
A homeless guy's throw up
Anything made by Hostess
Green Ketchup
Any type of fondu
Shish-Kabob
Crab Cakes
Low Carb Bread
Shrimp Fried Rice
Dumplings
Ballpark Franks
Anything involving hamburger meat
As you can see here the list could potentially go on forever. It would probably be easier for me to name the things I wouldn't eat out of her ass than to name everything I would eat. Looking at her makes you fully erect in a matter of seconds and she is the poster girl for being F.S.M (Face Sitting Material). And I don't think we have any disagreement on that one considering women want her sitting on their face. I hope I made your day a little better with this. Good day to you.
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