Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Olympic Hurdler Says She Can't Find A Boyfriend Because She's A Virgin

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29 year old Olympic hurdler Lolo Jones says that she can't find a boyfriend because she's a virgin. Alright, well you can already tell by this picture right here that she's hot as fuck. And then if you click on the link you can see other pictures where she is also hot as fuck. How can you go around being this hot and posing for pictures and just be absolutely crushing dick everywhere with your poses yet be a virgin? Come on, you're 29 years old grow up a little bit. A vital part of every relationship is the sex. You're not gonna be with someone a long time if the sex isn't good. And you're not gonna find a boyfriend who's not getting his dick wet. However, there is a very simple solution to your problem, start spreading your legs. You're way behind the eight ball here. Just go around getting piped by like ten to fifteen random guys and then you're ready to move to the next echelon of men. Until you spread 'em, don't complain about it. Because no one's in it anymore if they're not having sex. 

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