Sports Stereotypes

 

I felt like this blog could go either really good or really bad. So I'm basically taking a shot at writing this right now because I have no idea how it's gonna go and how accurate it's gonna be. What I am going to talk about are sports stereotypes. Whenever you think of certain sports there is always another thing that you think about. There is an outside thing that will always go along with the sport you play. So basically, what does your sport go along with. I'll narrow it down for you, we're all scumbags so that's just gonna be on the list for every sport automatically. 

Baseball: Besides that we all apparently take steroids, we're also borderline alcoholics and scumbags to every woman we meet. Apparently we sometimes party too hard because we have games the next day. Little do people know that you play better hungover, it's a proven fact. We'll take the alcoholic label all day long. 

Basketball: Basketball most people think dumb potheads. Dudes who just smoke weed when they're not on the court, call up some bitches to come by and smoke with them and then go to pound town on a girl who's barely up to their waist.


Football: Anyone who plays a sport can be dumb but if you're on a football field you're automatically stereotyped as a big dumb meathead. What football players may also be stereotyped as because of the NFL would probably be drug dealers and guys who like to drive their car while they're hammered. And yes, everyone thinks they're on steroids too. But everyone also pictures your 280 pound chiseled out of stone frame just destroying these little 5'2 90 pound women who throw themselves at you just because you play football.

Hockey: The thought here is that you're too old to be in college because you're a 21 year old freshman and you probably take such advantage of drunk girls that it's not even fair. People also think you're automatically Canadian if you're good at it. And most women will say you're either incredibly good looking or incredibly hideous. There's no in between.

Lacrosse: Basically long hair, cocaine and date rape are what come to mind when everyone thinks about lacrosse. It's nothing against all lacrosse players but those Duke guys didn't exactly put you in a good position when it comes to the whole date rape thing. We know they were innocent, but that actually doesn't mean shit anymore.

Soccer: People think crazy foreigners who love to get hammered and then try their best to run the train on a drunk girl. When people think of soccer players they usually think of one really drunk girl and then the rest of the team giving her a bukkake circle as she's not gonna remember a thing when she wakes up in the morning. Just running some train on a bitch, that's what soccer guys do.

Tennis: I really have nothing on you guys I just know you all have six packs. I guess that's a good stereotype to have when you're trying to get laid.