Be Careful Who You Break Up With

                                                 Lady Dentist Pulls All Her Ex's Teeth Out

Now before you start reading this story, let me ask you.  Do you think there is someone out there dumb enough to get a medical procedure from their ex right after they break up? Well the answer is yes.  If you don't feel like reading the article here's the synopsis: Guy breaks up with his girlfriend then lo and behold gets a toothache so he goes to his ex who happens to be a dentist.  She allegedly gives him a "heavy dose" of anesthesia and removes all his teeth.  Bro wakes up with a bandage on his mouth and goes home thinking everything is ok, only to find out he'll be eating soft food for the rest of his life.

Now I know what every girl reading this is thinking- this guy is an idiot.  Every guy reading this is probably thinking here is just another example of an ex being crazy.  But there's a catch- let's look at two quotes from the article:

"Marek Olszewski, 45, reportedly showed up at Mackowiak's dental office complaining of toothache just days after he broke up with her."


"Adding to his trauma, Olszewski said his new girlfriend has already left him over his now toothless appearance."


So if you read between the lines, you'll see this guy broke up with the girl and already had a new girlfriend days later....hmm wonder why they broke up in the first place? So sorry fellas, I'm going to have to say this chick is crazy, but totally awesome.  Also, where the fuck does this dude live that he can't help for a toothache other than from his ex? It's not like he needed a brain surgeon.  Moral of the story is if a guy is stupid enough to break up with you, get a new girlfriend, and ask you for help all in the span of a few days then he deserves to look like a buthole for the rest of his life.