Yeah, let's get really drunk and jump off a roof into a pool. Except we'll hit the concrete and break our ankles, feet and back. Fucking Awesome! Yeah, so that's what this asshole did at Colorado State on Cinco De Mayo. Just getting hammered off Tequila and Corona's all day and thinking jumping off of a three story building is a good idea. No one ever said Colorado State was in the Ivy League. Congratulations big guy, you just won a free t-shirt. It'll probably blend in well with that body cast. I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul.
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