For all you people who follow the facebook page, have you ever just looked at a Talk Of The Town ( http://www.facebook.com/#!/thetalkofthetown41) facebook page update at 3am and thought to yourself, "How fucking drunk is the person writing this?" But I also ask you, is there really anything funnier than the shit you see at that time of the morning?
With our boy @jimboslicee bar tending another Tuesday night I expect nothing less than this man getting absolutely shitfaced and hash tagging every possible thing imaginable on our facebook page between 3 and 6 in the morning. Dude just chugs fireball shots like they're fucking quarter drinks all night long and I love every second of it. Who cares if you have no idea what he's hash tagging, niether does he. You just gotta love the intensity he brings to the table as he tries to type on his iphone while he's seeing double.
Do the exploits of @jimboslicee get him laid? It depends how many fireballs he actually drinks, but if he can't get it up, that fungo bat he's holding usually works wonders. @jimboslicee just taking it to a whole new level every Tuesday night. He's headed for the Hall Of Fame and he doesn't even know it yet.

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