Okay, so Steve Jobs passed away. One of the smartest dudes to ever walk the planet has died. However, I completely forgot that almost every one of my facebook friends personally knew Mr. Jobs. You used to have lunch dates with him right? Oh, he personally delivered your new macbook to your house as well? How could I forget?
"RIP Steve Jobs, you will be surely missed =(". Are you shitting me? Besides owning an ipod what fucking attachment did you have to this guy? I saw another one that said that Steve Jobs was a great man. Can I ask how the fuck you know he was a great man? You wouldn't have recognized him if you were sitting next to him on a bus, he could've been the biggest jerkoff for all you know, and you're gonna sit there and say he was a great guy? You my friend, are an asshole.
Are you going to his wake too? Like yeah, someone died, it's sad, but it has no effect on your every day life whatsoever. Stop making dumb facebook statuses about a guy that you didn't know. If you got hit by a fucking bus, I'm pretty sure Steve Jobs wouldn't have given a flying fuck. Therefore, get a life and stop using facebook as your forum for attention. Jackass.
Sidenote: The over under for how many people will dress up as Steve Jobs for halloween is currently set at 1,500. I'm taking the over.
his death had a huge affect on me. I woke up this morning and did the same thing I do everyday: put my pants on one leg at a time and carried on with my day
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