What are your plans for a Saturday afternoon? I bet you they don't involve throwing on a skull mask and trying to rob a store with a flare gun then calling your mother to pick you up with the getaway car. Well that's what this giant asshole did and it turned out to not all work out okay. Alright, first of all bro, you tried to rob a guy with a flare gun not knowing that he had a real gun and you almost got your ass shot. A flare gun? What the fuck are you gonna do with a flare gun? Asshole. Next, you called your mom to pick you up miles down the road. Really? Now you're trying to get mom involved in all of this? You're just a real prick aren't you. Here is your t-shirt, it'll look perfect with that skull mask that you love so much.
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