Top 5 Hangover Cures

 

Got a hangover? Let's help you out. I will give you the top five things to use to help cure your hangover. You don't have to be this guy in the picture when you go to work after a long night out, and you don't have to call in sick because you can't lift your head off the pillow. Just do a couple of these things and you'll turn out just fine. 

5) Grease: Any type of grease will do. When you wake up, eat something greasy. Bacon, egg and cheese is ideal, but some type of omelet with home fries or hash browns will also suffice. I don't know what it is, but eating grease after a night of drinking will always make you feel better, and fatter. 

4) 30 minute work out: Crazy as it sounds, riding a bike or jogging for like thirty minutes will help you sweat everything out from the night before. You'll wanna kill yourself when you start, but once you finish you feel light years better, you can also get drunk again if you drink your sweat. 

3) Have a drink: Whatever you got hammered off of the night before, have one of those. The headache will go away rather quickly, and you'll be ready to go in less than an hour. Just don't make this a habit, this is how you end up in those meetings. 

2) Ginger Ale: God I love me some ginger ale when I'm hungover. I can't really explain it, but there is just something about a cold ginger ale that gives you a clean feel in your mouth, settles your stomach and makes you feel that much better. 

1) Blue Gatorade: There is absolutely nothing better than a huge blue gatorade when you're hungover. It's sweet, it's cold, you don't need food with it and you never want the bottle to run out. It instantly puts you in a better mood while quenching your thirst and giving you a great tasting non alcoholic beverage that you need to not feel like shit anymore. I should market this shit after that last statement.