Top 5 Overused Halloween Costumes For Both Guys And Girls

Every year we see the same array of costumes from unoriginal girls and guys. So here is our list of the top five from both...

Women:

1) Cop: Every year we see the whole slutty cop outfit from a minimum of three hundred different girls. If more than three of them are at the same party they'll play a game called who can get the most drunk and be the slutty cop that everyone remembers. They will then follow that up by going around the party handcuffing certain people thinking that everyone will remember them. Sadly, they have no idea that they're just looking like even more of an attention whore. 

2) Cat: I hate this costume. Women think that it's the greatest costume ever. You can't find anything else so you buy ears, dress like a slut and then use your eye liner to throw whiskers and a nose on your face. At least be somewhat creative. 

3) Risky Business: When having absolutely zero original ideas groups of girls will always dress in boxer shorts and a guys button down with sun glasses and say, "We're risky business, you know the Tom Cruise movie?" Yes, I know the movie, stop asking me. If you see less than thirty girls in this costume, it's a slow year. 

4) Referee: This one is always lovely. The slutty referee look has taken on a whole new meaning these days. I don't know why you want to wear this costume because it looks really shitty and isn't as slutty as you intended. And half of you walk around blowing your fucking whistle the whole time and it makes everyone want to punch you in the face.

5) Slutty_______(insert costume here): Yeah, when girls can't think of anything good they just say, "I'll just be a slutty whatever." Good for you, but maybe try and think of something creative once in awhile instead of basically just being a slut for halloween. 

 

Guys:

1) Super Sperm: I have no idea why dudes think this costume is hilarious, it's really not. I thought I was immature, if you're a dude who thinks this costume is the funniest thing you've ever seen, you're either in the 8th grade or you need a reality check. This costume is shit. 

2) Firefighter: Yeah, just throw some stuff together and look like a fireman. An extremely out of shape fireman with absolutely no coordination. 

3) Pimp: The pimp costume has totally run its course. At this point in time you really need something a little more original. 

4) Crock of Shit: Another costume that looks terrible and isn't funny. You are literally dressed as a piece of shit. Who is the last guy to get laid dressed as a piece of shit? Not you, I know that much.

5) Alan from the Hangover: Since that movie came out about fifty percent of guys have bought the shirt with the baby on it, threw on a beard, sunglasses and a satchel and thought to themselves, "Hey, this is a hilarious idea." It's not, and you look like a jackass. It was good the first year, now it's just dumb.