Eye Candy

 

Is there anyone who doesn't enjoy themselves a little eye candy? If you don't know what eye candy is then you've been living under a rock pretty much forever. It's actually quite simple. Eye candy is any hot piece of ass who is in the same vicinity as you are whenever you are out. It's probably one of the greatest things ever, but it works in two ways. 

First, for the single people. For single people, eye candy can be turned into an actual meal. You're single, so while you're staring at that gorgeous girl you don't actually realize that you can go speak to her and possibly try to hit on her. After you finally catch your breath you realize this but you get flustered and don't know how to handle it. When you're single you have the option of keeping the other person as just your eye candy, or of pursuing the person to make them into something better; preferable a fuck buddy.

Next, we have eye candy for people who are already in a relationship. Eye candy for someone in a relationship is basically a highlight reel that takes place in their imagination (unless you're a complete scumbag). The eye candy is good because you can just picture yourself having sex with this person even though you can't do anything about it. Yes, the highlight reel is when you imagine yourself having sex with someone. This should never be turned into a reality, unless of course you're gonna cheat up. We do all remember the lesson of if you have to cheat, you cheat up not down, right? Good, therefore eye candy is good for someone in a relationship because it gets their mind off that same dick or vagina that they've been playing around with for the past three miserable years. 

There you have it, the lesson on eye candy. It is also short shorts, cleavage, leggings and anything else that women wear that get guys going. For women, you have your own eye candy that I don't know about because I don't check out guys. Eye candy is one of the greatest things that life has to offer. Just don't actually get caught staring, you have to know how to be discreet about it. People who just completely ignore the fact that they have to be discreet are the one's who get labeled as creeps. Don't be the creep in the corner. You can never socially recover from that.