Let's paint a little picture. You go out, meet a girl at the bar, she asks you to go back to her place and then suddenly it hits you. You don't have a condom. You're asking your friends before you leave if they have one and no one can help you out. It seems as though you are pretty much fucked unless this chick just really doesn't care. But you're gonna go back anyway and figure something out.
The whole way back you're trying to figure out what to do and you can't think of anything. Now it comes down to you devising a scheme to get it in tonight remembering that protection is the woman's responsibility. Once you get into her bedroom and you're ready to get down to business, you remember the slip up. It's the most fail proof plan to having unprotected sex that there is.
How does it work? You both rip each other's clothes off and are seemingly ready to get down to business. Here's how the slip up works. You start kissing her down around her waist and start working your way up. When you get to the top and kiss her lips you simply slip it up and in. If you don't know what I'm talking about you basically just slide your body up and slip your dick in. There are no questions asked, she doesn't even know what hit her, she just knows she is now having sex, and has no problem with it.
It's not the recommended move, but if you're drunk having sex with a condom is impossible. Also, protection is the woman's responsibility, if she doesn't ask, it's on her. I'm not saying go around raw dogging every girl you meet, I'm just saying this is used in extreme circumstances. These extreme circumstances are then followed by a doctor visit just to make sure you didn't catch anything. Then as long as you remembered to pull out and there are no children on the way, the slip up was a success.
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