You know you're a redneck when you devise a scheme to launch your son into the ceiling fan in the living room. I mean why were two grown men trying to pull out the mini blob from the movie Heavyweights? Your kid isn't supposed to be your real life version of Buzz Lightyear. Especially while he's flying head first into a ceiling fan. Just parenting at its finest. I'm pretty sure when Mom and Grandma see this they're never leaving the children home with you two again.
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