Monday, September 19, 2011

Girls, If You Have To Justify That You're Not A Psycho, You're A Psycho

 
Girls, let me just explain something for you. If you are completely unprovoked and have to come up to someone and say, "I'm not a psycho, he still calls me," you are a psycho. There should be no reason for you to have to justify that you're not a psychotic ex girlfriend. Especially if no one even mentions it to you. And for the record, he still calls you because you allow him to call you. 

So, your ex boyfriend still calls you? No big secret on this one, he still calls because you still give it up for free. If your legs are still open for his business, then he's still gonna call you. If you weren't down to get plowed by your ex on the reg, then he wouldn't call you. But the fact that he knows he can call just when he wants to have sex, he does it all the time. He's not stupid. If he's still getting it, he's still calling. 

Now what makes you a psycho is if you're worrying about your ex every time you go out. When he goes out, he's not worrying about you. He's worrying about getting with someone else. You just happen to be his safety net when he wants to get a nut off, so he calls you when he's leaving the bar. It's very easy to understand. It's not a hard concept. You're the third string quarterback on his depth chart.

 When you go out and worry about him talking to other girls, he doesn't care. Don't try to start a fight with him, you're his ex for a reason. Psycho ex girlfriends start fights and also attempt to make their ex boyfriend jealous by dancing on the bar. Your tactics don't work, therefore you become more of a psycho. 

This isn't that hard to understand. Don't try to justify that you're not a psycho if no one asks. That is a psycho thing to do. I think it's time you stop being so self conscious. If you want to still get it from your ex, while being a nut job at the bar, that's on you. But don't try to justify that you're not crazy, when you do things that make you crazy. 

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