Yes, Your Only Good Stories Happen When You're Drunk

Look at how drunk and happy these two look

As much as people will tell you, "I don't need to get drunk to have a good time," you know for a fact that is all complete bullshit. You see the people like that all the time at parties. You know the one's I'm talking about, they're at the party, but they're not really AT the party. They just stand in the corner drinking water and no one really knows that they're there. They may be at the party, but they're not partying. 

Think back to some of the best nights of your life. You were probably out with your friends getting wasted on most of your favorite nights of all time. That's not even an opinion, that's a fucking fact. Your best nights and your best stories happen when you're drunk. Like when you're out and you're sober what the hell is there for you to do? Plus most people are way more fun when they've been drinking. 

If you don't drink you really have a boring life and all your stories suck. Basically your stories suck because you make it home every night. Where's the fun in that? You never get to feel the rush of waking up and not knowing where you are, or sneaking out of some girls apartment at 6 in the morning before she wakes up. You never get to experience the fun stuff. 

Personally, my three best stories are from when I was hammered and don't remember half the night. Maybe I have a problem, but I just call it going away to college. Bottom line, your only good stories happen when you're drunk. Without drunk stories, people are about as interesting as those 5 year old housekeeping magazines that you're forced to read while waiting in the doctor's office. Have some fun once in awhile, have a drink, maybe something fun will happen.