Thursday, September 22, 2011

Why Is It Always The Bengals?

http://www.news10.net/news/local/article/155671/2/NFL-players-suspected-of-transporting-California-pot

 
Cincinnati Bengals players Jerome Simpson and Anthony Collins were arrested for having six pounds of marijuana delivered from California, to their house in Kentucky. When cops got in the house there were scales, pipes, bongs and everything else you could imagine all over the house. You're in the NFL, both of you. At the bare minimum you make $405,000 a year. That's a shitload of money for the common person. Why do you need to have a weed selling headquarters out in the middle of bumble fuck Kentucky? Are you kidding? The poor Cincinnati Bengals, that franchise can't catch a break. I guess that's what happens when you suck for so long. Middle linebackers getting DUI's, running backs assaulting bitches and now wide receivers and lineman running underground drug cartels. That franchise pretty much needs to be blown up with a grenade launcher at this point. Just make sure you guys trade Andy Dalton and AJ Green before you decide to blow the whole thing up. 

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