Today's Asshole of the Day Award is actually being given to a man named Nick. See, one of my friends was telling me about a terrible date that she went on with this guy Nick, and he is well worthy of this award. Why? Well let me ask you something Nicky boy. What kind of guy takes a girl on a date, orders for her, is a total prick the entire time, and then makes her pay for half? You took her out, and you fucking ordered something she didn't even want and you made her pay half? And it gets better. Then he told her he was taking her leftovers home so he could have it for lunch the next day. I mean I know we're in a recession bro, but this is ridiculous. What are you living in a tent on the side of the highway or something? And then he had the balls to ask her for a kiss. After all the shit you pulled, you ask her for a kiss? You need your fucking head examined. This guy is probably a creep as well so if you see the following number on your caller ID ladies, don't answer it. The number is 917-751-2389. If it comes up, don't answer, unless you want to get treated like complete shit for a night and pay for your food that you didn't order. So Nick, here is your t-shirt, it's the only shirt that you should wear ever again.
Damn! You really put this guy on blast.
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