On this the day of my birth, here’s a tweet from yesterday that I had all ready to go but then I realized I was late for class and I forgot to send it...
The Person...
- Reggie Bush @reggie_bush (Miami Dolphins)
The Tweet...
- "Another full week of preparation ahead of us. Learning how to win in this league all over again! It's very humbling..."
My Reaction...
- Is it’s time for another list... here is the official "Things the Miami Dolphins and Reggie Bush need to learn" list
1. The Miami Dolphins need to learn that passing on my Matt Ryan and settling on Chad Henne wasn’t a good idea
2. The Miami Dolphins need to learn that passing on Ryan Mallett and letting him go to New England probably wasn’t a good idea either
3. Reggie Bush needs to learn/realize that even though he left New Orleans he still just lost his job to a rookie
4. Reggie Bush needs to learn that ever since he stopped fucking Kim its been all downhill
5. The Miami Dolphins need to learn that Vontae Davis might not actually be better then Darrelle Revis
6. The Miami Dolphins need to learn/realize losing every game this season might be a good idea so they can get the 1st pick in next years draft and then probably pass on Andrew Luck so they draft another offensive lineman
7. The Miami Dolphins need to learn that they might have the worst head coach in the NFL
8. Reggie Bush needs to learn how to survive in post NFL live because it’s coming very soon
9. Reggie Bush needs to learn/realize that pornos might be a perfect future, he wouldn’t even have to change his name
10. Lastly, the Miami Dolphins and Reggie Bush need to realize that no one in Miami cares about them so maybe that’s why they just don’t care
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