Johnny Baseball Brings You Ten Reasons To Hate The New York Jets

Since the NFL season started, all you've been seeing probably is gay Jets Statuses. So this week my top ten list is.....

The Top Ten Reasons to Hate The New York Jets

10. Brett Favre played for them - and blew the season, once again. No explanation really needed here. Guys the biggest Diva in NFL history. "He played the whole year with a torn bicep or whatever or torn shoulder." I'll believe that when my shit turns orange and taste like sorbet. If you have a tear in your throwing arm, you wouldn't be able to throw. Trust me I know from experience. He's a real iron man right? Or was he just using it as an excuse for when he blew the season, because if he didn't you would have never heard about it until after the Super Bowl (if they ever won it) and he would been the hero. Let Chuck Norris be the judge here. (Thumbs up from dodgeball) Yea he is a fraud.

9. Marty Schottenhimer's Son - Yeah the guy who calls the plays or whatever. He is just terrible and a moron, and a huge gash. Knows nothing about play calling. Thanks. Bye.

8. The Jet Celebration - A team celebration is just stupid. It isn't creative and everyone on the team does it. Only one person did the dirty bird and only one person does the title belt. So that just makes this one....well....dumb.....


7. They Never Win - but you would think they won every year by the way they talk and act. What does the AFC Championship game mean to anyone? Especially when you lose it. Nothing really, just means you are the 4th loser.

6. Joe Namath - Guy was a bum. Threw for more INT then TD and he's supposed to mean something to me? Not up in here.

5. Mark Sanchez - Again, you've won nothing, although he's performed well in the playoffs, you still did a photo shoot for GQ...c'mon now.

4. The team name is the New York Jets, but they play in New Jersey. Someone please fix this, anyone, the tax-payers, the mayor, someone. And the stadium is now named after a company who's face is....you guessed it....Snoopy (last name unknown). It could be Brown as per Charlie Brown, or it could be the dog...Snoopy the Dog, I like that. There should be a designated section for Snoopy. God Bless Him.

3. Facebook. Shut up with all your Jet statues. It is just plain out annoying. Make one status before the game saying Let's Go Jets or HEY JETS LET'S GO MOTHERCUNT THEM IN THEIR DICKHOLE. It either has to be subtle or be crazy. Not SANTONIO LET'S GO!!! Because he caught a TD. NO. It must be for the "team", before or after the game.


2. FireMan Ed- This guy is a straight up moron. If you need this moron to lead your chants, and pump you up for Sunday's, then I feel bad for you. You need to get your priorities straight.

And the Number One Reason to Hate The Jets is...

Rex Ryan - All this talk about the Super owl and you've won nothing you fat loser. You are a great coach, but shut your mouth. You're already talking about the Super Bowl and it's Week 2 and you beat Luke McCown or whatever his name is. I could play Qb better than him. It would be different if this was your first Super Bowl guarantee but wait it like your....3rd? 4th? Grow up, coach the game, be humble, because if you aren't professional sports can be a really humbling thing. As you can tell when you got your doors blown off in the AFC Championship game last year. I don't care if you almost came back. Almost doesn't count. And even after you lost you say you're going to be in the Super Bowl again, how about showing a little respect to the teams who were in it. Stop making fun of your brother too, you are just as fat and you finger your asshole with your wives toes you sick son of a bitch.


Sidenote: This is Steve just saying that I had no influence in this top ten list. But that doesn't mean that I don't absolutely love it. Johnny Baseball is actually a Packers fan as well.