Thursday, September 22, 2011

Asshole Of The Day Award

http://stlouis.cbslocal.com/2011/09/21/burglar-caught-while-making-breakfast/
 
This is fantastic. A woman goes out to run an errand and comes home to a guy cooking bacon in her kitchen. The problem was that the guy was a burglar and he was just stopping for some breakfast after his attempt at robbing the house. What would make you decide that you're just gonna start cooking some bacon in the house you're trying to rob? Wouldn't you have some sense of urgency to get the fuck out of there just in case the person comes home? I don't know, maybe that's just how I think. But who am I right? Anyway, here's your t-shirt asshole, have a lovely day. 

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