Bravo sir, bravo. This fine gentleman got so drunk that he used his inhaler as a pistol and stole beer from two guys. Then, after he stole the beer the cops tracked him down and arrested him. When he got to the police car in hand cuffs he reared his head back and smashed his head into the back windshield of the police car, completely shattering the glass. I think it's time to admit you have a drinking problem when you pretend that your inhaler is a pistol and you use it to steal a case of Keystone Ice and a case of Bud. Like I could see stealing the Bud, but for the Keystone Ice, come on bro. Was it really worth it? And then what was your reasoning behind breaking a windshield with your face? Did you think the cops were gonna just get scared and let you go. Now you're the asshole with cuts and bruises all over your face. Here is your t-shirt you stupid fuck. I would say you're not even worthy to wear this shirt, but you're such a moron that it just describes everything about you. I think you're better off at a mental institution rather than a hospital. They might even let you drink all the Keystone Ice you want.
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