Wednesday, April 10, 2013

In Florida Today



At Burger King you can have it your way. That's unless you go outside, start exposing yourself to people and then drop a hot, wet duece all over the sidewalk. Yes, he had it his way alright. That of course lead to him getting arrested, which shouldn't exactly be a shock to any of you. Oh and in case you were wondering the answer is yes, he was highly intoxicated while doing all of this. How do I know that? Because the report states that he was found passed out in the grass behind the Burger King with a "couple of Four Lokos" next to him. A couple of Four Lokos? Yeah, that'll make you shit all over the sidewalk and not remember any of it. 

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