Monday, April 8, 2013

Hot Women Can Sell Pretty Much Anything

 
Let's be honest for a minute. Is anyone going to dispute that hot women can basically sell anything? Like if you took a smoking hot stripper out of the strip club, gave her business attire and a product, and had her go around and sell that product she wouldn't be the salesperson of the year? 

When men are trying to sell a product, they only have one opportunity to do so. If they can't get it done within that short time frame they have, they won't sell whatever it is they're trying to sell. However, if there's a hot woman with huge tits standing in front of you trying to sell something, most men are gonna buy that shit because they think she's interested in them and if they buy her product they'll be able to possibly bang her. 

This is how men think. We always think a chick is interested in us, especially if she's pretending to be. Therefore, it's just an absolutely genius tactic to have hot women selling your shit. I'm telling you now, a hot woman could sell ice to a polar bear, or a beard to a terrorist, whatever analogy it is that you want to use is fine. Just look at commercials. 

Last night I saw a Burger King commercial where a smoking hot model was eating a cheeseburger. You know how many dudes went to Burger King to eat that cheeseburger afterwards? Thousands, because they now somehow thought that if they ate that cheeseburger that a hot woman would be interested in them. It's all logic, and it's all based on men thinking like men. If we think we can bang her, we're gonna buy it. And that's why hot women can sell anything. 

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