Tommy the Mic:
White Region
9) Jolie vs 5) Prince- Not sure how a crack whore look-alike made it this far, Prince in a landslide
3) Miller vs 7) Harris- Tough fought game, the veteran Miller takes it late
Other Region
1) Lima vs 5) Kardashian- Gotta go with Kim, even though I have no idea what I would do with that booty, I have a few ideas mostly involving oil and chocolate syrup
3) Scherzinger vs 7) Kourtney- Scherzinger, this is like choosing between flavors at cold stone
Black Regoin
1) Good vs 5) Union- My girl MG wins to set up the game of the century
3) Beyonce vs 2) Rhianna- Rhianna vs Megan good this is going to be better than Ryan-Bellichick, and if you disagree you’re extremely gay
Hispanic Region
1) Jessica Alba vs 5) Emmanuelle Chiriqui- Sloan with a huge upset, she’s better girlfriend material
3) Eva Longoria vs 7) Roselyn Sanchez- Who the fuck is Roselyn Sanchez and why is she still here? Eva takes it
Frankie the WOP
White Region
Marzia Prince AKA the giant killer has taken down the best 4 seed in this tournament in Megan Fox. Look for her to continue her hot streak and take down perennial powerhouse Angelina Jolie. Marzia has showed poise, determination and the ability to make her voters stare in awe. I don’t see that changing in this Sweet 16 matchup.
The second White Sweet 16 matchup is the most intriguing. Danneel Harris beat the 15 seed Friel but she played her tough after the all out effort to knock off 2 seed Julianna Hough. Marisa Miller has shown her skills with her two victories and potential but I don’t think it will be enough to knock off Harris.
Elite 8 Matchup **Marzia Prince vs. Danneel Harris**
Final 4 Representative ***Danneel Harris***
Other Region
Matchup one is going to be a classic. Adriana Lima has faced little competition so far and is well rested for this Sweet 16 dual with Kim Kardashian. Kim has faced the tougher road, obviously by being the higher seed. I think that will help her with this matchup. Kim will knock off the second number 1 seed in this tournament due to her fan base and well known bedroom abilities from the Ray Jay video. Personally I’m not a fan, anyone associated with a New Jersey Net and someone obviously unfamiliar with winning loses points in my book. Get in Charlie Sheen’s crew honey.
Matchup two scares me half to death, mostly because my princess, Kourtney Kardashian, has to face someone who has dominated like Ivan Drago (ironicly she comes from some Russian decent) in Rocky IV in Nicole Scherzinger. However, I see my darling taking this matchup and completing the Kardashian Kardashian Elite 8 matchup for the ages.
Elite 8 Matchup **Kim Kardashian vs. Kourtney Kardashian**
Final 4 Representative ***Kim Kardashain***
Black Region
The first Black Sweet 16 matchup is what I like to call the Battle of Shitty Actors (no pun intended). However, their acting abilities are not up for debate here and truthfully, who cares? Gab Union is one hot African woman who I wouldn’t mind making milado children with (sorry Grandpa), but if given the choice Meagan Good would be my pick. Her skills at making out are evident in the 21 Questions video and I am sure that’s not all she is skilled in. Look for her to move on after a tough battle and prove why she is the number one overall seed.
Matchup two is another doosy. Beyonce and Rhianna, two prominent names in the music industry. I see Rhianna winning here due to this simple fact to follow. Beyonce sings about "putting a ring on it" and Rhianna sings about "S&M", umm is pretty obvious who wins in this battle if you ask me. Any chick that looks like that and is excited by whips and chains, and also loves the smell of sex is a winner in my book. Rhianna to the Elite 8.
Elite 8 **Meagan Good vs Rhianna**
Final Four Representative ***Meagan Good***
Hispanic Region
Matchup one is by far the toughest matchup in the sweet 16. Emmanuelle Chriqui is one hot individual and facing most opponents she would win. However, Jessica Alba is a once in a lifetime fantasy and I see her taking this one. Granted she isn’t exactly what you would call "Hispanic" due to the fact she cant turn on that accent and whisper 'Papi' in your ear but who honestly cares? She could turn me on just by saying hello in a raspy dude voice. Jessica Alba to the Elite 8 in an easy one.
Matchup numero dos gives us a great matchup. The highest seed left in this half of the bracket with the number 7 seed Roselyn Sanchez versus the desperate housewife herself Eva Longoria. Look for Roselyn Sanchez to come out on top here. I mean really Eva Longoria lost a lot of hot points from banging that French roast blend in Tony Parker. Roselyn Sanchez takes her vintage Puerto Rican flavor and dominated Eva in this matchup.
Elite 8 **Jessica Alba vs. Roselyn Sanchez**
Final 4 Representative ***Jessica Alba***
Steve the Hammer:
White Region:
Marzia Prince vs Angelina Jolie
Personally I don’t think Angelina should even be in this position. I’m going to say that she got lucky in knocking off the number one seed. Meanwhile, Marzia has taken out two fan favorites in Kristen Bell and Megan Fox. With Marzia capturing the hearts of voters everywhere, I see her once again taking this one and moving on to the Elite 8.
Marisa Miller vs Danneel Harris
Harris has played two tough match ups already but is now facing an entirely different animal. Marisa Miller has not even been challenged yet in this tourney and I do not see this one being any different. Look for an epic Elite 8 match up between Marisa Miller and Marzia Prince.
Other Region
Adriana Lima vs Kim Kardashian
Lima barely escaped round two and Kim has shown the ability to play a full game by pulling away late in each of the first two rounds. Everyone seems to love Kim and I think she pulls the upset here over Lima. I think it’ll be close all the way through but I think Kim prevails.
Kourtney Kardashian vs Nicole Scherzinger
Kourtney just knocked off a fan favorite in Candice Swanepoel but Nicole has been beating people to a pulp through the first two rounds. Kourtney has been a Cinderella story throughout this tourney, but I think the clock finally strikes midnight against Scherzinger. The Kardashian vs Kardashian Elite 8 battle will have to be put on hold for another year.
Black Region
Meagan Good vs Gabrielle Union
This will be a tough fought battle and I can see Union pulling the upset. Good is the number one seed but Union has showed a lot of poise through the first two rounds especially with her last victory over Lauren London to get to this point. Look for Union to put up a tough battle and come out with the upset.
Rhianna vs Beyonce
Both Rhianna and Beyonce have blown through the first two rounds so something has to give in this match up. You can’t go wrong with either pick here but I think the experience of Beyonce pushes her through. This is just a battle of awesome asses and I can’t wait to see it.
Hispanic Region
Jessica Alba vs Emmanuelle Chiriqui
Jessica Alba everyone’s childhood fantasy vs Emmanuelle Chiriqui everyone’s 18 and older fantasy. This should be a match up for the ages. Both are loved by everyone and the voters will be ripping their hair out when choosing between these two. I think Chiriqui comes out with a victory and moves to the Elite 8.
Eva Longoria vs Roselyn Sanchez
This is easily the most surprising match up of the Sweet 16. Some argue that Sanchez should not even be here and others argue that Longoria is washed up. Whoever wins has a monumental task at hand in the next round regardless of who they play. Since I need a pick, I’ll take Sanchez with the upset.
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