There has always been a debate about couples that make love and couples that pipe out. A better terminology for piping out is fucking. Basically what I’m saying is how do you tell if a couple fucks, or if a couple makes love?
First you need to know what the difference is. The main difference is that in one instance the girl is getting plowed through the headboard, and in the other instance the girl is about as useful as the headboard. You should get the point after this one, making love is slow and passionate and the girl is pretty much a dead fish. Fucking is rough, hot, sweaty and will usually leave soreness or in extreme cases, bruising.
Each and every couple is different from one another. If you see the lovey dovey couples who hold hands at the mall and sit on the same side of the booth when they’re out to eat, chances are that they make love. And it’s not a good type of making love, it’s probably just the girl laying there for 3 minutes while the guy tries to figure out whether she feels anything or not. You probably don’t want to be that couple.
Couples who can actually hang out with groups of people, joke around and have a good time are the ones who fuck. These couples are couples who you actually enjoy hanging out with. They love to party, they’re not all over each others shit for the entire 4 hours they’re out, and when they get home they have the greatest fuck session ever.
There are no other types of couples out there, unless there are couples who don’t have any type of sex ever; but society usually refers to those as married couples. So I leave you with this question: Are you a lover, or a fucker?
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