The good old movie date, when you have absolutely no idea where to take a girl and the only thing you can think of is the most unoriginal thing ever, "I'll just take her to see a movie." Well, once you utter these words you might as well just tell yourself that you're not getting laid tonight and you're definitely going home with a monstrous hole in your wallet.
Let's look at the logistics of taking a girl to the movies. You're spending $22 just to get in since apparently one movie ticket is the same as an appetizer at Applebee's, and now you have to buy two of them. Then you get in and the girl you take is gonna want a drink, popcorn, some sort of candy and probably something stupid. By the time you actually get in your seat you've probably spent about $60. Although not a bad night, you're not spending $60 to get her drunk and help her make some bad decisions with you. You're spending it to watch a shitty movie that she wants to see.
Next, if you take a girl to the movies, you're an idiot. The reason you take a girl to the movies is because you have no idea how to talk to a woman and you can't hold a conversation. So you go to the movies, the movie does the talking for you, and you get to sit there and eat a giant thing of popcorn the whole time. Then what happens? You leave, drive her home and probably don't see again.
Girls want to go out and talk, and "get to know" someone. Girls go see movies with their girlfriends, you shouldn't be going to the movies, the movies aren't a fun date. How about you go to a bar, have a couple of drinks, talk for awhile, and actually have a good time. Spending $120 on a good time at a bar is light years better than spending $60 on a shitty movie. Stop with the unoriginal, sixteen year old kid, high school make out movie session. It's played out. Grow up and do something exciting. That chick might actually like you more.
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