You probably won't believe this story, but it might just be the greatest story of all time. A woman is on vacation with her husband and they decide to start having sex on the balcony outside of their hotel room. She literally got fucked so hard that she flipped over the railing, got her foot caught in between two of the bars, and was left hanging naked and upside down from the balcony. Rapists everywhere must've been like sharks in the water just waiting for her to fall all the way down. They called the police and she was rescued only sustaining a broken ankle. Now imagine having to explain this one to the authorities? The cops and fire department rush there because they hear a woman is hanging from a balcony and then they show up and she's naked because she actually got nailed and fell over the railing. Hold on to your husband you dumb broad, or the railing. And if you're the husband hold on to her. How did you manage to let her fall over the railing while you were banging her? That almost doesn't even seem plausible. So here are your t-shirts dumb and dumber, at least you got a great vacation story out of it.
No comments:
Post a Comment