Tuesday, November 22, 2011

The Two Things That Make Men Stupid

 
Every guy has their moments that make them look stupid. Whether you get drunk and trip over yourself outside a bar, or you say something dumb because you got tongue tied and couldn't get your words out the right way, we all have had these moments. However, there are two things that will always make any man look stupid. And these two things are gorgeous women and sports. 

Let's start with the sports aspect. There are only two types of sports fans and those are the fans who see the big picture and the fans who get caught up in one or two moments. It's like those Jet fans who claimed the Jets were the best team in the AFC after they beat the Bills. You got caught up in one game, you clearly didn't see the big picture. Those are the types of sports fans who are stupid. The dumb fans get caught up in the moment and the smart fans see the big picture. Guys look stupid with their sports especially when they get caught up in the moment. 

Next to the gorgeous women. A gorgeous woman will make any man look stupid because of the power of the vagina. Vagina is almost like an addiction. Once you get it, you're always chasing it and trying to get more of it. When a gorgeous woman is into you, you do everything and anything to try and make her happy. Little do you know that the better you treat her, the worse she'll treat you and then she'll eventually make you look stupid and break your heart. Remember, treat her like dirt and she'll stick to you like mud. There is no such thing as pleasing a woman, they are never happy. 

There you go, the two things that will make every man look like a complete jackass. Sports and women, it's as consistent as gravity, they'll get you every time. Don't fall into the moment and keep these two things in perspective. Without perspective, what do you really have? 

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