Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Asshole Of The Day Award

http://www.wmur.com/r/29765470/detail.html
 
Someone explain to me how this happens by accident. A husband is just hanging out cleaning his gun and suddenly by some form of magic, this gun goes off and shoots his wife. Not once, but twice. I can say that if this happened once, I would say okay, that's an accident. But twice? Dude, how the fuck do you accidentally shoot your wife twice? You're gonna have to come up with something better than, "I was cleaning my gun, and it went off." I think you're just trying to get back at your wife for being miserable for the last however many years you've been married. Here's your t-shirt genius, the family jokes that are gonna be cracked towards you are gonna be hilarious. 

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