The Guy Who Talks While The Game's On

 

Everyone who has ever tried to watch a game with a group of people knows the guy that I'm talking about. The annoying, delirious dude who loves nothing more than to listen to himself talk while the game is on. Within minutes everyone in the room wants to kill this guy and mid way through everyone is ready to kill themselves. 

There's a big game on, you're all jacked up, and you go watch the game with a group of your buddies at someone's house. How come the person who's house it is always has to invite the guy who has no actual interest in the game? Why would you invite that guy? He has nothing to do but sit there and listen to himself talk. It's what this guy loves to do and inviting him to a place with a large number of people is not a smart thing to do. Especially when the game is on. 

This guy just never gets the clue. It's like listen guy, can't you see that the fucking game is on? Everyone in the room is hung on every minute of action that is going on; why can't you grasp that in your head? It gets to the point where you don't want to be a total dick because he's your friend's friend, but at a certain point enough is enough. 

Fella's, don't bring this guy around while the game is on. The guy who talks while the game's on is more annoying than a female who complains that she's fat when everyone knows that she clearly isn't. No one wants to listen to it and everyone is trying very hard to ignore you so they can pay attention to something that's actually important. If you have no interest in the game, keep your mouth closed, and just sit there. Don't ruin it for everyone else or you will suffer the consequences.