It's Thanksgiving Eve, everyone's home from college and ready to party hard. Plus, all you have to do the next day is wake up and eat. So, here are five things that always happen on Thanksgiving Eve...
1) You always see an ex: Somehow when you have a bunch of people from the same place, in the same place, you always see an ex girlfriend or boyfriend. It's inevitable. It may not be your most recent ex, but their significant enough to put you in a bad mood for a short amount of time throughout the night.
2) You will always be approached by a promoter: If you haven't been approached already by a club promoter, you will definitely be approached tonight. Every place you walk past will have some asshole come outside and try to schmooze you into coming in and spending an arm and a leg at their club. Keep walking or punch him in the face. Your choice.
3) A friend will always get lost: You go out with all your friends since you're all home for the first time in a long time and you somehow end up losing somebody. The main reason is because everyone decides to blackout at the same time, but you'll usually end up getting a phone call from your lost puppy tomorrow. That lost puppy's story will be epic.
4) Someone always throws up: It's the Thanksgiving Even syndrome. Someone goes too hard and ends up blowing chunks all over the place. It's never a pretty site, but it is absolutely hysterical to watch. You don't even help your friend you just hover over him and laugh because he can't handle his liquor.
5) You always try to hook up with "that person": Who is "that person"? That person is someone who you were always flirty with, but you haven't spoken to them or seen them in awhile. Because of this and the alcohol, the flirting is more intense and you will usually end up hooking up with them unless you have zero game. It's my favorite part of the Thanksgiving Eve shit show. It's almost a guarantee.
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