Let's talk about a guy who takes his job way too seriously. Some security guard at some supermarket watches a four year old girl open up a small bag of dry fruit and eat it and then proceeds to tell her that she's banned from the store for life. First of all, she's four, she doesn't know any better. Second of all, he tried to make her sign a paper that stated that she knew she was banned from the store. Could you imagine trying to explain this to a four year old? That's about the same as having Albert Einstein explain quadratic equations to an asshole like me, it's just not gonna get anywhere. Come on bro, she's four years old and its like a 99 cent bag of shit, who gives a flying fuck? I'm sure that 99 cents is gonna put the whole chain out of business. Here's your t-shirt fruit nazi, have a lovely thanksgiving ruining kids days.
Sidenote: Since it's a family day, this will be my last post until tonight's Late Night Special. Have an awesome day.
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