She Has To Be Nice

 

Sorry, I get at fat chicks a lot on here, but I haven't actually made fun of them in awhile. Therefore, I don't know if this is considered making fun of them, but I guess it's considered talking about them? I don't know, I'm just kind of trying to soften the blow here. But yes, this post is clearly about fat chicks. 

So, what about the fat chicks have I not covered throughout the five months that this website has been in existence? Well, we have covered the DUFF (Designated Ugly Fat Friend), we have covered fat chicks who think they're hot, we have also covered fat chicks who seem to not know they're fat. But today we talk about the friends of the fat chicks. Why? Because we can. 

Every good looking girl who has a fat friend always says the same thing which is, "Come on, she's so nice." Exactly, she has to be nice, she's fat. Would you be hanging out with a fat girl who happens to be a bitch? Absolutely not, no one would. Being fat and also a bitch is like being a nerd and being cocky. The two just don't go together. 

Would you want to hang out with a nerd who thinks he's the shit? No, you would tell that kid that he's a nerd and he's not actually cool. It's the same thing with being a fat bitch. You're fat, you lose all ability to be a bitch when you're over a certain weight. Girls, your fat friend is always gonna be nice because she has to be. As harsh as it sounds, stop vouching for her just because she's nice. We don't make fun of your fat friend because she's nice. We make fun of her because she's fat. It's just an easy target.