The Girl Who Flirts And Then Realizes She Has A Boyfriend...

 

How many times have you seen this movie? The movie where that girl is acting hardcore like she's into a guy at a bar; she's responsive, she's smiling, she's talking and she's laughing. There is no dead part of the conversation and it flows really well. All signs point to you getting laid tonight and then suddenly she punches you in the face with the beginning of a phrase that screams attention whore. 

It's as big of a buzz kill as a girl who openly admits to farting. The phrase starts with something along the lines of, "Yeah so my boyfriend...", which in female vernacular means, "I just realized that I have a boyfriend and I probably shouldn't be flirting with you." She was flirting with you, she was definitely interested, and then suddenly she remembered that she actually has a boyfriend and she probably shouldn't be doing this. You might as well just walk away from the guy that you're flirting with, come back with a very heavy object, and hit him as hard as you can in the balls with it. It's pretty much the same thing. 

Yeah, do I still want to flirt with you now that I know you have a boyfriend? Yes, but it's such a scumbag thing to do that guys who aren't total pieces of shit actually feel bad about it. There are times when every guy gets in that scumbag mode and will try and get with the girl who has the boyfriend, but you don't want to be known as "that guy". Once you become "that guy" the shit really hits the fan. Having the scumbag tag on you is a tough tag to lose. 

Who's fault is it really? Is it the girl or the guy who should shoulder the blame for this? If you have read anything that I've written on this thing ever you know that I'm blaming the girl. Girls, if you have boyfriends, don't put yourself into a situation where you're gonna either be flirting with guys, or you may have the opportunity to cheat. Us guys are just lions trying to tackle the gazelle, and you're the gazelle. Don't put yourself in a situation where you're gonna get eaten and then suddenly realize you should back away. It's reasons like these that we label you as cock teases and attention whores. If you have a boyfriend, flirting isn't the thing to do, period. 

Sidenote: How awesome are my fucking analogies? I should get paid for this shit.