It's Harder To ______ Than Score On The Giants Defense

 

In light of Drew Brees absolutely sodomizing the Giants defense last night (and if you look at his career stats he owns the Giants). When you're 4-0 against a team and have throw for a seasons worth of yards and touchdowns against them, you own them. I have come up with this post now called It's Harder To ______ Than Score On The Giants Defense. I'm gonna write down a couple of things and you guys can add to them with comments. Keep in mind that I'm a Giants fan, but they fucking blow. 

It's Harder To _________ Than Score On The Giants Defense...

Throw a football if you're Tim Tebow

Watch the Giants sober

Take out the trash

Brush your teeth

Make instant oatmeal

Pay for sex

Start your car

Tie your shoes

Take a piss

Color inside the lines

Open a bag of chips

Hang a reef on your front door

Retweet something to your followers

Peel an orange

Eat soup while driving

Be a Mets fan

Toast bread

Use a hole puncher

Clip your toenails

Anyone have anything else? Add to it with a comment.