What Catching Up In Person Actually Means...

Remember that guy or girl you used to speak to and may have possibly hooked up with? Or even that person you never hooked up with but were clearly always attracted to and you knew they felt the same way? Well, if you didn't burn a bridge with them the next best thing for you to do is actually "catch up" no matter how long it's been.

What do I mean? I mean you're in a dry spell. You haven't gotten any ass in awhile and you definitely need to get your act together and get your sexual frustrations out. That is the perfect time to go browsing through your phone for an old hook up you didn't burn a bridge with. You two just faded out and now you send a text to see how they are. Next thing you know, you two are making plans to "catch up".

Catching up is literally just another term we can all use for "I want to fuck you." When you're friends with someone you do your catching up through an hour phone conversation once every three weeks. When you're trying to get some ass you ask to catch up in person. If both of you agree to catch up in person then you both are looking to fuck each other's brains out just for the sake of fucking each other's brains out.

Guys don't want to catch up because we want your company as a friend. We want to catch up because we want to put our penis inside of you. And women don't want to catch up in person just because they actually want to talk to you. They just want you to bend them over afterwards because they're either newly single or haven't gotten any in a while. Basically, what catching up in person really means is, "let's fuck".