Ladies, don't you all just love a guy who's chivalrous? He's a gentleman and holds doors for you and he genuinely wants to do it. Or does he? Is he actually doing it because he's a gentleman or is he actually doing it for some other type of ulterior motive? Don't let us fool you.
I do it all the time, I hold doors for women. Is it because I'm a nice guy? Maybe. Or is it just because I want to get a sneak peak at some bootay? Most likely it's option B. Especially when you don't know someone and you want to see what goods she brings to the table. It's simple, you let her walk first, she goes in front of you, you check out the behind and then look up and smile. Easily the greatest trick in the league.
Why is it such a great trick? Because men are always told how they're not gentlemen by a girl who thinks being a lady is shaking her ass on a stage for a free t-shirt and hat and following that up with a bathroom handie. So we let you go first and pretend that we think you're a lady even though we know you're actually a little whore and then we check out your ass. If the ass is there, we can work with it. No ass means good luck finding a husband.
Next time a guy holds the door for you don't be fooled. He's just doing it because you're somewhat attractive and he wants to see if you got some junk in that trunk. If you do he might start up a convo, or he might just be looking for some eye candy. Either way, don't let us fool you. Chivalry is still dead; because women killed it.
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