What do women love to do? Women love to complain. They complain about everything all day every day. But what do they complain about the most? Easily it's their period. You hear about cramps and being bloated, which automatically puts them all in an extra cunty mood right off the bat. Trust me girls, you're not the only one that it sucks for.
Yeah, maybe we don't know how it feels to be you when you have your period. But you bitching and complaining about it makes us guys wants to punch you square in the face and have absolutely no qualms about it. You're a bigger bitch to us when you're on your period than a fucking step mother who hates her step kids.
Do you really think it's a fucking picnic when we have you yelling at us telling us how heavy your flow is this month? No, we get grossed out and then to top it off you just get more bitchy when we get an attitude with you as a reaction to your attitude. I'd rather have sex with a sleeve of velcro than listen to you bitch and complain to me for a week. When you're on your period you would fight with Jesus if he came down from the cross.
Not to mention that we can't even take it out on your vagina because we can't have sex. It's miserable for us, especially if you suck at swallowing the old sword. Do I have sympathy for you when you're on your period? Actually, it depends on your level of bitchiness. The higher the level of bitchiness the less sympathy I feel for you. You might think it's a pain in the ass for you to deal with, but you're a bigger pain in the ass than a bite from a fucking alligator. Just remember when you're on your period, it sucks for all parties involved.
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